Hello. This is Michael's conscience. I have taken over the blog today, as Michael must be punished. You see, Michael went to yet another estate sale yesterday. Michael would like me to add that this was an auction type sale. I don't know whey he feels the need to clarify that. I have warned Michael numerous times that it is time to stop the estate sale habit. He keeps bringing home stuff that he will never use, and he doesn't seem to be very good at getting rid of any of it either. He just fills up empty spaces in his house. He keeps telling me that he just can't pass up such a good deal. I tell him that he doesn't try hard enough.
Here's part of our conversation yesterday. Things that Michael said are in RED and things that I, Michael's conscience said, the one who really knows best, are in BLUE.
MICHAEL!!! Another sale! Really!
Yes! You should see all the neat stuff I...
Look at this! You have covered your bed with boxes!
Um...yes I did...
You didn't make your bed this morning! And, I told you not to bring anything else home!
I can see that you weren't listening to me again...you get that trait from your dad.
Hey! That wasn't needed. I didn't turn out to be like my mom or dad!
Yea, you just keep thinking that.
Anyway, did you see all of this amazing clear glass and crystal that I got? I cleaned up the leftovers on the table for $4! What a deal! It filled 4 boxes! Some of it is brand new in it's original box, and the EAPC (Early American Prescut) pieces are the same pattern as those poor punch cups that got broken in Mick's accident.
I see, what are your plans for it? Do you have a way to use it?
Um...not most of it... But hey! I got it all for the price that they were selling one piece for when they were selling choice piece...I even gave a couple of pieces to a lady from my Sunday School class that was at the sale.
And you bought the leftovers - the unwanted stuff. At least you got rid of a couple of pieces when you gave away those things to your Sunday School classmate.
Did you see this flat full of milk glass, colored glass, and decorative plates that I got for $2? There's some cool stuff in there!
Um yes, nice, sure...more junk in my opinion.
But just look at it! I think that little pink footed bowl might be depression glass!
I'm depressed just thinking you spent money on all this.
Look at this great Pyrex bowl I got for $1.
Okay, I like your Pyrex collection. I'll let this pass.
I also finally found an Atom Pop! It even has it's original box and everything! I got it for $1. You can't beat that.
At least it's new, even if it has been in that box for at least 50 years.
And I found these fun little pink deer figurines! They were only $2!
But the one has a chipped antler, and most of the decorative rhinestones are missing!
Oh, um, well, I kinda didn't notice the antler until after I had put them in the truck. Sorry...
I got a shadow box from the 1950s and a clock from the 1970s for only $2 each!
Does the clock work?
Um, I don't know, the battery connections are kinda corroded...it might not.
I see. More wasted money.
Boy you are really cranky today!
You keep buying stuff...that's why I'm cranky!
I got this fun quilt for $3!
Well, I suppose you can never have too many blankets.
I got an avocado green velour tablecloth and a gold velour bedspread also. The tablecloth even has matching pom poms! They were just $1 each.
Oh, those are so 1970s. Yuck.
As you can see, it was necessary to punish Michael for his purchases. Unneeded stuff. This simply can't be tolerated. He tried to tell me that he only spent $18 and that was the least he'd spent at an auction for a long time. I reminded him that he could have used that $18 to help go toward the trip to Mick's this summer or even his road trip to go hiking in Colorado. I've put my foot down. No more. I have taken Michael's blog posting privileges away from him for the day, and he must spend that time getting all of this extra stuff ready for a garage sale. Maybe if he sells some of it, he can get some money for his summer trips.
If Michael is good today, he'll have a post for you tomorrow. Thanks for your understanding!
Michael asked that I remind you all to sign up for his 50 follower giveaway if you have not already done so.
I should make him give the winner all of this stuff that he brought home today.